Every now and then we need a good, hard slap in the face.
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27
Apr
We might be single because… last night we drank whiskey on the rocks, watched this movie, and cried. (Side note, both our original celeb crushes are in it - Devon Sawa and Bill Pullman)
21
Apr
I might be single because… I don’t know which one to pick!
20
Apr
I use the word “hunk” to describe men, like a 65 year old woman. Even better, I was talking about how excited I am to see Disney’s “Prom” because of said hunks.
19
Apr
I might be single because… I have no special talents like this gent here.
I compare every guy I meet to you and he always falls short.
I eat too fast for a conversation during meals, which makes dating difficult for me.
I might be single because… all my boyfriend’s are too busy hanging out with the other members of their exclusive club.
15
Apr
I peruse the KFC menu online at work.
07
Apr
My friends compare me to Miranda from “Sex and the City.” Everyone knows she’s the worst one!
